A Decent Ride (Terry Lawson, Book 3) by Irvine Welsh

By Irvine Welsh

How vital is a good ride?
     
A rampaging strength of nature is wreaking havoc at the streets of Edinburgh, yet has best shagger, drug-dealer, gonzo-porn-star and taxi-driver, 'Juice' Terry Lawson, eventually met his fit in storm 'Bawbag'? Can Terry observe the destiny of the lacking good looks, Jinty Magdalen, and continue her fool savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of criminal? Will he discover the true explanations of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV superstar, Ronald Checker? And, crucially, will Terry be capable of negotiate existence after a negative occasion robs him of his sexual virility, and will a brand new fascination for the sport of golfing support him to reside without... an honest RIDE?

     A first rate Ride sees Irvine Welsh again on domestic turf, leaving us within the able fingers of 1 of his so much compelling and renowned characters, 'Juice' Terry Lawson, and introducing one other sure for cult prestige, Wee Jonty MacKay: a guy with the genitals and mind of a donkey. 

     In his funniest, filthiest ebook but, Irvine Welsh celebrates an un-reconstructed misogynist hustler -- a principal personality who's shameless but additionally, oddly, good -- and unearths new methods of constructing wild comedy out of beautifully darkish fabric, taking over a few of the final taboos. So fasten your seatbelts, simply because this is often one trip that may definitely get a bit bumpy.

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38 Remember the first woman to compete in the Indianapolis 500? She finished the race. but she made so many pit stops it really hurt her time. She stopped three times for fuel and four times for directions. Don't ever get a vasectomy at Sears. A friend of mine did and now every time he gets a hard-on his garage door goes up. I'm not a chauvinist. I would Iike to see all women free. I hate it when they charge. " "God. " Marriage isn't a word. It's a sentence. 40 A young Mexican woman is caught by the border patrol trying to cross into California.

A Constant Pain in the Ass. 32 "I shore wish I had my wife back," said the old hillbilly. " asked his friend. "Sold her for a jug of moonshine," said the old man. "I reckon you're beginnin' to miss her," said the friend. " Did you hear about the transexual college student? He spent his junior year abroad. Why did God create women? 'Cause sheep can't cook. 33 Three longtime friends were in their favorite pub pounding down a few Budweisers. when one of them stunned the others by announcing that he was really a woman trapped inside a man's body.

He says. " His mother gets furious and tells him to go to his room and wait there until his father gets home. When the father gets home. the mother says. "You wouldn't believe what your son told me today. " So the father goes into his son's room and says. "Son. your mother is very upset. " says the kid . " The father tries to conceal his pride from the twelve-year-old. and says. "This is something we should keep just between us men. " asks the boy. "No. I didn't say that. " the father says with a wink.

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